In the spirit of transparency, and also because it’s easily verifiable, I’d like to disclose that I have around 190 followers on Twitter.
Yes, I realize your cat has more followers than I do. Also, thank you for pointing that out.
BUT… less than two months ago I had 28 followers.
You, probably: “Pshht, big whoop. My friend Kent got like three thousand followers in one day.
First of all, no he didn’t.